Friday, 27 January 2012


This is my first Corrie review for the Coronation  Street blog

Review of Coronation Street episode, Thursday, January 26.
Following award-winning Katherine Kelly's  fairytale but somewhat unbelievable farewell- as the avenged  and trumphant Becky flew to Barbados, swigging champagne with MrNice but Boring -  the  Street picked up the pieces following lying Tracy's long awaited and deserved comeuppance at the altar.
Unrepentant   the morning after, a furious looking Tracy was in fine, eye swivelling form,  claiming she had  framed Becky"to save my family", demanding "booze, lots of it, to render me unconconscious" from her family and charmingly telling innocent passerby Dev:'What you looking at? Want a fat lip?"
Meanwhile her hopes of making up with Steve looked unlikely following the latter's withering put down:"You are an insane, lying, deceitful manipulative cow  ... I was an idiot to think you had a human heart in that ribcage of yours."  We get the message, Steve. Then he announced he was getting an annulment. Time to put that meringue wedding gown on ebBay, Tracy!
Elsewhere, a nice bit of comedy relief as Norris's amazing  keyboard playing skills were unmasked as a sham - he has an automatic machine - by a suspicious Rita, "he's good - too good", and Dennis.
And a shellshockedSteve and  Ken Barlow - furious after he had been lied to by both his wife Deirdre and daughter Tracey over the latter's miscarriage  -  took solace in a shared bottle of whisky in a darkly humorous scene as  they bemoaned their mutually chequered love life.

 "I lost a woman I loved - more than onesh,"  Ken slurred,  misty-eyed, comparing himself, somewhat dubiously  to  King Henry V111. "Good things enter your life and  shine like a bright star and then you  do something wrong and they  fly back and you're right back to where you started." Thinking of a certain actress who lived on a barge and force fed you homemade soup in your kimono, Ken?
Meanwhile Peter and Carla's adulterous web of lies came one step closer to unravelling as  her  rapist Frank clocked her meeting Peter on one of their clandestine dates.
 And Jason, never the sharpest tool in the workbox, finally realised the truth about his mother Eileen  who had enjoyed a  illicit  night of passion under the family roof with fireman Paul while his Alzheimer's wife  had conveniently gone into to care.  "As soon as his wife is in a home, he's straight in your  bed," he noted. "That's wrong and you know it." Eileen, clutching her bouquet from soppy Paul, looked too lust-sated up to care.
A  good episode, this one, with light and dark and the emphasis on  some of the older characters, rather than the tedious teenage Hollyoaks style dramas which are never the Street's finest moments.

Wednesday, 25 January 2012

Testing...

Hello. This is a test while I work out how to use this Blogger thing. First a moody moonlight ( or is it sunset?)  picture of my dear old adopted home city Brighton. Then a link to a blogger who I've been following for a while, the comedian Richard Herring. He has been blogging every  single day for the last ten years or so, what dedication!www.richardherring.com/warmingup/

Hello, er blogland!

It appears I may be making my debut as a blogger, something I've thought about doing for a while.
Blogging  has been kind of  imposed upon me,  however, as part of a very exciting new project I may becoming involved in. I can't really say yet what it is till it's definite.
 Anyhows, if you are interested, I'm a freelance journalist and writer (former national newspaper gossip column editor). In my spare time I try and do a bit of stand up comedy, though Michael McIntyre's Roadshow isn't beckoning - I'm  more likely to be playing in a dingy room above a pub.  I also collect vintage clothing (Marilyn Monroe/Mad Men era is my favourite). I've lived in Brighton for many years but am originally from Bolton and a proud Northerner. That's all for now.